Create an ultra-realistic, cinematic 3D render of a ragtag team of plush toys standing triumphantly on a war-torn alien battlefield. Leading the group is a classic teddy bear with matted caramel fur, button eyes gleaming with determination, and a tiny bandana tied around its neck. Beside it stands a dinosaur plush (green felt with goofy embroidered teeth), roaring fiercely despite its frayed tail. To their left is a baseball glove-faced plush, its face crafted from weathered leather with red stitching forming a permanent grin, and a tiny bat slung over its shoulder. Next is an extremely chubby plush (round, bursting at the seams with cotton visibly poking out), wearing a superhero cape and clutching a comically oversized lollipop like a club. Finally, a surgically altered plush with a crudely stitched stomach (bright red X-shaped sutures), one eye twitching uncontrollably (motion-blurred pupils) and the other replaced with a wobbly googly eye. In the blurred background, terrified Covenant Elites (in Halo-style armor) stumble backward, dropping plasma rifles, their mandibles flared in panic. The scene is littered with sci-fi debris: smoldering UNSC crates, shattered toy shields, and a deflated "Happy Birthday" balloon caught on a rock. Contrast the plushies’ soft textures (fuzzy fur, felt scales, floppy limbs) with the Elites’ glossy, battle-scarred armor. Add humor through details: the dinosaur’s ‘RAWR’ embroidered belly, the fat plush’s ‘Snack Force’ patch, and the twitchy plush’s dangling IV bag labeled ‘Candy Fluids.’ Use dramatic lighting—neon explosions casting long shadows, lens flares from a distant Forerunner structure—to heighten the absurd clash of cute and epic." Style Notes: Toy Story meets Halo with hyper-detailed realism, juxtaposing plush imperfections (loose threads, matted fur) against sci-fi grit. Emphasize the Elites’ exaggerated fear vs. the toys’ chaotic, homemade heroism. Use a dynamic low-angle shot to make the plushies loom larger than their tiny size.