“Gothic horror comedy teaser, 10 seconds: Danny DeVito as the Cryptkeeper, wild-eyed and rotting, cackling as he sprays green fire on a melting Robinhood logo, red haze pouring from his face, Pepe coins oozing green slime spinning with Bitcoin and DOGE in a fiery crypt storm. Floating skulls leak red mist, walls crack in a blazing inferno. Final shot: DeVito, charred, grins with a bloody DOGE coin as hodlers roar in a golden haze. Fast cuts, hellish glow, fire screams, victory shouts.”