[Scene opens with Duke Quackson, covered in mud, staring intensely at a pile of missing bread crumbs. Chaotic drumbeat plays.] [Quick cut to a raccoon dashing away with a bagel. Duke’s eyes widen—he charges.] [Montage of madness: Duke slips in mud, crashes into a bowl, rolls back up, and keeps going.] [Raccoon vanishes over a fence with a smug wave. Duke flops to the ground, defeated, crumbs floating around him.] [End scene on Duke’s tired, tragic face. Silence.]