Waddle around like a penguin, trying to keep its balance. Attempt to salute with its non-existent arms, causing the hat to fall off. Try to draw the sword, but end up spinning in circles instead. Pretend to fence with an imaginary opponent, but trip over its own legs. Sit down to take a break, but accidentally roll away like a wheel. Attempt to juggle small fruits, but end up juggling itself instead. Try to tip its hat to passersby, but the hat falls over its eyes, making it bump into things. Pretend to be a musketeer, shouting "All for one and one for all!" but stumble over its own words. Try to dance a jig, but its legs get tangled, and it falls with a splat. Finally, give up and just roll away, muttering "I'm just a watermelon, after all."