**Boy:** *Hey, are you French? Because Eiffel for you.* 😎 **Girl:** *Oh no, we're starting with this?* **Boy:** *What do you mean? It’s smooth, right?* 😏 **Girl:** *Smooth like a cactus.* **Boy:** *Ouch! But hey, can I follow you home?* **Girl:** *Why? Did you get lost in the bad pick-up lines section?* **Boy:** *Nah, I just don’t trust Google Maps around someone as stunning as you.* 😉 **Girl:** *I’m more of a “recalculating” situation for you.* **Boy:** *C’mon, that was gold. You gotta admit I’m charming.* **Girl:** *Charming? More like… alarming.* **Boy:** *Hey, at least you’re still talking to me! So… coffee sometime?* **Girl:** *How about “no” sometime?* **Boy:** *I’ll take that as a “maybe”.* 😎 **Girl:** *Take it however you want... just take it far away.*